Apocalimericks Winner #1

Apocalimericks winner #1, from Pistol Pete:

“If ever one needed a life
Prepper Pete does,” said his frustrated wife.
“’Stead of dinner and dancing,”
he said, “I’ll skip the romancing …
for my birthday I’ll take the new knife.”

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