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Gotta'-Have Coffee, Cocoa Nibs, and Bacon in Long-Term Storage: ON SALE

We're on a mission at Safecastle. That is, to give you every opportunity to finish laying up the supplies you want and need for what is looming large out there. Check all our sale items here. Many of these items, for our club members, are at our cost or close to it.  Prepare and fortify!

Best-Price Out There on Yoders Canned Bacon: Act fast!

Yoders Canned Bacon is traditionally our most popular single listing. Today, we are discounting the Yoders bacon so that our club member pricing is killer!

Can you live without bacon? All the feedback we get on this product is that folks are amazed at how tasty this Yoders bacon is ... and it stores in excess of 10 years! Eat it today or well down the road, and you'll be in hog heaven.

Now at Safecastle: AlpineAire and Gourmet Reserves ... Member Discounted!

Safecastle is proud to now offer selected AlpineAire and Gourmet Reserves storage food packages, with special buyers club member discounts.

AlpineAire and Gourmet Reserves foods have the proven top-quality track record that we look for in the foods we offer to our customers. Now under new management, they are even better than before, equipped to deliver orders in a timely fashion--an issue that in the past had plagued that supplier.

Great prices, free shipping, top-quality nutrition and delicious, long-term storage food ... all in easy-to-prepare system packages that take the guesswork out of your food storage plans. Check out these deals today: 

Apocalimericks Winner #1

Apocalimericks winner #1, from Pistol Pete:

“If ever one needed a life
Prepper Pete does,” said his frustrated wife.
“’Stead of dinner and dancing,”
he said, “I’ll skip the romancing …
for my birthday I’ll take the new knife.”

For contest details, see: http://www.safecastle.com/apocalimericks.aspx

Win Gift Certificates with your Apocalimericks!

Real preppers like a little rhyme (or is it reason?) in their chowder.

Score a Safecastle gift certificate with your submitted Apocalimerick if it is chosen as worthy.

For the details, see: http://www.safecastle.com/apocalimericks.aspx

Example of an apocalimerick:

There was a wise prepper named Catherine

who saw the dark clouds a gatherin'

    She joined up with Safecastle

    prepped quickly, no hassle

then stayed dry when the stuff started splattering.

More Food Buckets! Check the Lindon Farms BIG DEAL!

There's no question anymore ... preparedness is about survival, and this could very well be a near-term issue the way things are shaping up out there.

We're doing all we can to crank-up the bargains and deals for you to make sure you're as best situated as possible.

The deal we are posting today is a great example ... the Lindon Farms BIG DEAL. This offer includes a one-week variety meal bucket (20 year shelf life), your choice of a meat bucket (15 year shelf), AND a GoalZero SOLO LED flashlight ... at 19% off for the package.

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Reminder:  Most of our Food Supply Depot and Food for Health International buckets (20-year shelf life) are 15% off ... and for members, 32% off!!There are 15 unique buckets to choose from.

          Shop our Bucket List Sale here today.


Advisory:  Price Hike Soon on the Mountain House 
25-Year Variety Buckets

Come April 1, producer prices on the Mountain House pouch buckets are going up. These MH buckets are filled with some of the best selling freeze-dried food varieties in pouches ... tested to last 25 years on the shelf! Two bucket varieties to choose from, or select both. Free shipping and member discounts DO apply.

Those Anticipating Fiscal Crisis/Collapse Converting into Real Assets

Breaking news:  Observers are noting an alarming, sudden decline in the global population of "subterranean cranialists" ... status-quo, head-in-the-sand, bright-futurist viewpoints dissolving in the face of the brash moves by banking elites to confiscate depositors' funds in Cyprus, and reportedly in New Zealand too.

Unfortunately, if you are one of the millions of folks now furiously rubbing your eyes trying to focus on the glaring reality of the situation, well, you are too late to get ahead of the curve.

Nonetheless, you are still on pace to join the stampeding herds that are moving en masse to convert risky holdings into real assets that will hold or appreciate in value through a catastrophic global confidence crisis. Think life-sustaining assets such as farmland, precious metals, firearms, ammunition, storage food, survival gear, and alternative energy sources. Anything that actually has a practical value and that you hold in your possession can qualify.

The time is now to do what you must, or potentially suffer the consequences if you choose to further deny or delay.

Get Ready Seriously at www.safecastle.com

50 Free Crisis Preparedness Buyers Club Memberships: Act Fast!

- Special Facebook Offer Valid Mar. 18 thru Mar. 21, 2013 Only -

(or until the limited supply of 50 memberships are issued ... whichever comes first)

As you know, a membership in our buyers club is the absolute smartest way to get serious about your crisis preparedness. In a nutshell, the benefits are summarized here.

To get your FREE lifetime membership, just ...

1.  LIKE our Facebook page here. (If you have already liked our page, that's great.)

2.  SHARE the "50 Free Lifetime Safecastle Buyers Club Memberships" Facebook POST at the top of our Facebook page (linked in #1 above).

3.  EMAIL us your Facebook user name ... use the subject line: FB Free Club Membership

Then, we will email you your coupon code you can use to make the free membership "purchase" in our store.

Cyprus Citizens are Well-Armed; Is the EU's Bank Account Tax-Confiscation There a Dry Run for Bigger Subsequent Actions?

A bulldozer parked in front of a bank in Cyprus
 foreshadows depositor intentions.

As most know by now, the EU has aggressively moved this weekend, if the nation's Parliament approves it, to impose a sudden and significant confiscatory tax on all bank deposits in Cyprus. A bank holiday has been declared for Monday and Tuesday at this point in order to prevent capital from fleeing the country. Bank runs in Cyprus are guaranteed whenever the banks do reopen.

Given the fact that this unprecedented move implies that no one's bank deposits anywhere are truly safe, panic among account holders throughout Europe is possible. Not sure how that will play out and whether the fiends behind this move have carefully thought this all through.

But what if they have put a lot of thought into this? Surely they are aware that Cyprus citizens are among the best armed people in the world (ranking number 6 in the rate of private gun ownership per 100 population). This could perhaps be a relatively small-scale test of how passive and pliable citizens are today, even when well armed.

Coulter Rakes Feinstein's Whining Gun Control Arguments

LifeStraws, Food Buckets, WaterBricks, Jerry Cans

Some timely budget-friendly prepping opportunities at Safecastle right now ... 

1.  a. FOUR 15-year Lindon Farms freeze-dried MEAT buckets AND the Lindon Farms Storage Seeds bucket are all 10% off. Even better-- each of the meat buckets comes with a FREE GoalZero Crank Flashlight!

     b. All the Food for Health International buckets are 15% off ... for members,32% off!! There are 15 unique 20-year buckets to choose from.

          Shop our Bucket List Sale here today.

2.  Come April 1, producer prices on the Mountain House pouch buckets are going up. These MH buckets are filled with some of the best selling freeze-dried food varieties in pouches ... tested to last 25 years on the shelf! Two bucket varieties to choose from, or select both. Free shipping and member discounts DO apply.

3.  We now have WaterBricks--robust, portable, stackable ... at great member prices!

4.  LifeStraws are back in stock and ready to ship!

5.  And Jerry Cans are shipping too!

Buckets from Food for Health Int'l. & Lindon Farms: On Sale For a Short Time Only

Some great new budget-friendly deals at Safecastle for a short time only ... 

1.  FOUR 15-year Lindon Farms freeze-dried MEAT buckets AND the Lindon FarmsStorage Seeds bucket are all 10% off. Even better-- each of the meat buckets comes with a FREE GoalZero Crank Flashlight!

2.  All the Food for Health International buckets are 15% off ... for members, 32% off!! There are 15 unique 20-year buckets to choose from.

          Shop our Bucket List Sale here today.